Citation Needed 

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

Citation Needed by AmyWamyLamy November 24, 2010

clapatation 

noun. The state of clapping. When an audience viewing any live entertainment or performance is actually engaged in the act of applause.

"In just a second, the band is gonna come out and you, ladies and gentlemen, will hit full clapatation."

clapatation by SamuraiPanda March 26, 2009

crapidation 

An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.

Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.

Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.

Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.

Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.

crapidation by His Majesty, The Quickness August 5, 2010

Citations 

References to a body of work for which the author is credited. It's how you would determine the quality of, say, a piece of psychological literature.

Hym *buzzer noise* "WRONG!!! Just because you are trying to collectively deny me the credit half does not mean that you get to ignore the 'reference' half of the citations. To say that it is decent is to lie blatantly. It is objectively and quantifiably good. I also have people adopting my mode of being and banging your daughter and more famous than everyone. HAHAHAHAHA! OBJECTIVITY! It's great for when petty cowards try to deny you! How many references? How many citations? Do I have more than Dr. Buss? Do I have more than him? Hahaha!"

Citations by Hym Iam August 3, 2022

Citationeer 

Citationeers are the kind of people who cry out for citations every time their point is being attacked for no good reason other than to overwhelm their opponent with a burden of proof instead of researching the information themselves.

T: I think traps are gay

Smartie pants: Where’s your proof? I see none so I guess you’re just shitposting and need to gtfo. I need this much scientific evidence for me to believe your claim otherwise you’re retarded and a burden to the smart individuals like I.
T: shit l, we got ourselves a fellow citationeer.

Citationeer by SirWav May 28, 2018

napitation 

When you do a meditation and you emerge from it feeling incredibly rested and refreshed as if you've just taken a nap.

You really need a break. Why don't you take 20 and do a napitation.
Man, that meditation was so relaxing that I feel like I just took a nap. That was a full blown napitation.

You look stressed and tired like you really need a napitation or something. Why don't you lie down on the sofa and put on one of those guided meditations and make a napitation out of it.

napitation by Colorless green ideas... December 26, 2021

pseudo-citation 

The act of using an inappropriate source or citation when writing a document.

When you're supposed to write a scholarly, scintific document for some academic institution but instead you write it based on opinion. You would use a pseudo-citation by citing a random book or website to make it look like you did research.

pseudo-citation by DesPERRYado November 8, 2004