Caillou 

A children's show featuring an aggressive bald kid who is easily irritated and agitated when things don't go his way.

Caillou made me search for my virginity.

Caillou by Pro December 28, 2004

Caillou 

Ugh, he’s that whiny bald kid on PBS that teaches kids how to be assholes.
I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night

Caillou: MoMmEeE cAn i gEt a ChErrY oN mY iCecreAm?!?
Mom: Well we actually don’t hav-
Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER
British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream

Caillou by bubble.chald January 16, 2020

Caillou 

A whiny, bratty, short, annoying, stupid, crappy freaking 2 year old on a freakin annoying pointless tv show that I hope has ended.

Never in your life's do you ever want to be a caillou, because then everyone will hate you and want to kill you.

Caillou by Troll_monkey_(got.u.so.gud) November 7, 2016

caillou 

A fucked up kid's show about a spoiled little turd who gets upset when he doesn't get his way.

If Caillou was real, I'd kill him.

caillou by BklynKnight March 6, 2005

caillou 

Such a Little brat and a CUNT. Caillou is a dickwad that only cares for himself and hates everyone.

hey caillou you're a CUNT

caillou by CaillouIsACUNT September 15, 2019

caillou 

satan himself born into a little child twat's body

"Oh look, it's satan... wait no that's caillou"

caillou by okpleasestop May 10, 2018

caillou 

A worthless piece of shit that walks around killing people with smells and looks. he doesn't know anything because he gets kicked out of every school. when he gets in a fight he always wins because of his looks and smells, no wonder every body is scared of him. when I try to watch the show I have nightmares for the next week or so, Caillou is the biggest horror movie/show, that's why he gets no fricking views, people are to scared of him. he's the new momo people die because of him, why so dramatic im over here locking all doors and closing all windows also blocking that show. when people see him at the airport they get on a plane immediately even if its not there plane, just to get away from that ugly-ass cancer infected bitch. no wonder people are starting to jump off bridges, because of this little f*ck

mom: go to your room
Caillou: *destruction of the world*

caillou by badaja man March 16, 2019