Headphone Blocked

The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.

Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)

Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.

Headphone Blocked by gottimafia February 4, 2010

Goth Blocked

When seeing a group of one or more goth people prevents you from carrying out your intended activity. Somehow seeing these black clad punks (who usually turn out to be pretty nice people) is enough to deter you from your intended path or destination and so you wander elsewhere to avoid feeling awkward because you are too scared to walk past them, thinking that they might attack you with their shiny pants and throw tubes of black eyeliner at you.

DISCLAIMER: I did not make up "goth blocked" I saw it on a youtube video and thought it would be a worthy addition to Urban Dictionary. Don't sue me!!!! All originality of this phrase I credit to TheRealParis (youtube name). Don't hate me Paris. <3

Dude, I was running a slew of errands and I was going to walk into Target but there were these Goths hanging out right in the entrance so I didn't go in.

I've been Goth Blocked.

Goth Blocked by colour January 28, 2010

blocked leak 

When you just finished busting a fat nut with the help of your phone and then having to piss right after. The piss does not come out easily thanks to that excess nut leaving you with a blocked leak.

Joey: "Dude!! How long is it taking Brandon to piss!!"

Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."

blocked leak by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo July 21, 2017

cock blocked by oprah 

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

cock blocked by oprah by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

Dirty Bullocks 

The act of ejaculating on a food item (typically a burrito) and throwing it at your friends car.

After a night of partying, someone gave Greg a Dirty Bullocks

Dirty Bullocks by troy horrowitz May 11, 2012

shit blocked 

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

shit blocked by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

Cloth blocked 

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

Cloth blocked by k3fernan May 31, 2010