Ohio State Buckeyes 

A disgusting scum sucking team of red necks that get there fucking ass handed to them every single year when they play Michigan. They play in some run down eye sore in the middle of the ghetto. What the fuck is a buckeye anyways?

BuckeyeFan1: Man that sucks that we got fucked up by Michigan again.
BuckeyeFan2: Ya i guess,lets go down the street and get some PCP (*Walks a block from campus to run down crackhouse*)

Ohio State Buckeyes by Nugz McAddleworth March 25, 2005

Ohio State Buckeyes 

A college football team that gets to the national championship over and over just to blow it like a big cock cuz theyre gay

Ohio state Buckeyes lost the NCAA basketball championship to UF and then The NCAA football championship to UF...

Ohio State Buckeyes by Fuck the Buckeyes October 20, 2008

Ohio State Buckeyes 

Gets owned every year by Michigan. Hail to the victors valiant hail to the conquering heros hail hail to Michigan the leaders and best. Hail to the victors valiant hail to the conquering heros hail hail to Michigan the champions of the West.

Bob: Man, I sure did enjoy watching last night's game, in which "the" ohio state buckeyes got their ass handed to them by The University of Michigan Wolverines.

Mark: Yeah, me too, Bob. It's no different than any other year.

Ohio State Buckeyes by ReelDeel February 14, 2005

Ohio State Buckeyes 

Gay old men from Ohio who cry if they aren't watching their beloved football team. Rely on idiotically insulting fans from Michigan, who have been kicking their asses for the better part of 80 years.

That elderly gay man from the Ohio State Buckeyes is insulting someone from Michigan. Let's go beat his ass.

Ohio State Buckeyes by dionysis April 27, 2005

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program 

argueably the best college football program in the big ten (and one of the best in the NCAA). They fairly frequent the big ten championship spot and are rarely ranked outside the top 25 spots. They have several national championship titles under their belt as well as seven heisman trophies from six players (Archie Griffen won two). Their current head coach Jim Tressel plays a conservative style of football deemed Tressel-Ball by most. Their fans pride themselves on being absolutely loyal to their team and being obnoxious toward other teams. In recent years, their rivals the University of Michigan Wolverines haven't even posed a threat.

Person 1: I love The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program.

Person 2: Me Too.

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program by Sab720i November 16, 2010

Ohio State Buckeyes 

An over-rated football team that has owned the Michigan Wolverines. 5 Time National Champions including 2003. 27 Time Big Ten Conference Champions/CO-Champions.

Ohio State Buckeyes beat Michigan in route to their 5th National Championship.

Ohio State Buckeyes by Matt November 19, 2004

The Ohio State Buckeyes 

The name of the sports teams of Ohio State University, often coined as the "suck-eyes" by rival Michigan or SEC teams that think they have an amazing school due to a surging football team. Most notably, they are rivals with "that team up north" (aka Michigan). Their fans are often called rednecks and slobs by the visiting Michigan fans and then proceed to call them "scUM" or "arrogant asses". Also, they are known for choking on the big stage, or losing to large out-of-conference teams such USC, Florida, and Texas. See also: Jim Tressel, Cooperitis, TBDBITL, and Buck-nuts.

"Hey Jim, did you watch The Ohio State Buckeyes last night?"

"Yeah, they beat Michigan for the fifth straight year in a row. Do you think they'll beat Florida?

"No."

The Ohio State Buckeyes by schizophreniaishardtospell July 30, 2009