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When you get a really good feeling by thinking of, or hanging out with, one of your bros.
Like "Lady Boner" it does not have to have anything an actual erection.
It is usually completely non-sexual.
In conversation: "Oh, do you know him to? Just thinking of him gives me a broner!"

In story: Lisa was rocking a raging broner while hanging out with her bro Rob.
Meaning: Lisa was having such a good time while hanging out with her good friend Rob.
Broner by WisemanHouse April 10, 2015
The act of receiving an erection after witnessing another man (naked or otherwise). Used in relation with bromance.
Dude, I think I got a broner from Brüno.
Broner by rkomonk July 18, 2009
When a bro gets a boner from another bro
Your bro does something sexy. Then all the sudden boyyoyoing. broner!
Broner by masterbro969 August 20, 2012
An erection caused by an extreme moment of bro activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.
Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick!

Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.
broner by Bob Donatucci February 19, 2011
One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.
"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five!" -Tim M.

"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.

"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.
Broner by Giuseppe Gino February 27, 2011
When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:

Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils
Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.

Broner Tandem Diagram:

Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>
broner by dfarbe1 November 22, 2009