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Ken Boned 

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.
You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.
Ken Boned by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016

Mount n' Boned 

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.
Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

mind boned 

to extremely confuse someone so bad that as it their mind was being boned by the statement or action they just heard or saw;
the captain of the debate team (who was definitely a virgin), mind boned the captain of the opposing debate team (who was definitaly a virgin).
mind boned by pconnor6017 November 7, 2011

Bonedigger 

Noun: 1. A person who did something stupid, dumb, unsmart, or filthy.

A term used by the rosemount, mn cross country and track team members and alumni. Tends to be used in a friendly way but can also be used to insult somebody nobody likes.
That Bonedigger just ran his first lap in a 62, hes gonna burnout. Or. That bonedigger pounded 5 mcdoubles before his race.
Bonedigger by Rosemount Miler July 29, 2012

Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.
Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"

get boned 

Get penetrated, specifically by a mans dick or boner.
get boned by AlchemistOctivis March 8, 2018