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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.
Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.
blumpkin by Zac! May 2, 2005
"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"
Blumpkin by meloveuloooongtime July 31, 2009
when a woman blows a man while he is pooping
"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."
blumpkin by on vacation June 2, 2009
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
Blumpkin by Deroc February 23, 2009
The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.
Blumpkin Haiku:

Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\
Blumpkin by MC Flunk October 17, 2008
a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.
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blumpkin by branden areia February 11, 2009