When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

Alaska ass blaster by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

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penis-fucking-ass-blaster

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.

"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"

penis-fucking-ass-blaster by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006

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ass blaster

Putting 3/4 of your arm up a girls ass (from behind), then hooking the young lady in the stomach as you remove aforementioned arm. Thus inciting a landslide of feces from her rectum.

There is so muche shit here there must have been an ass blaster.

ass blaster by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

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Ass blaster

An intense shit explosion that shoots one at least five feet in the air

Man one:why is there a home in the cealing

Man two:it was jcak he had an ass blaster

Ass blaster by Kiwi daddy March 7, 2019

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