balistashit 

When a rhino(a guy) fucks you up the butt and you shit on its horn (his penis)

When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit

When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin

I was with Jake last night when I balistashited him

Man, your winning by so much its balistashit

Shit man, i just balistashited Emily

balistashit by The Jareds January 16, 2010

Batista 

Dave Batista Real name 317 pounds not a member of evolution anymore Won the heavyweight Belt From TripleH at Wresltemania 21 sunday april,3,2005. The Beast the Animal who has cool moves like spinebuster and powerBomb. and is The New HeavyWeight Champion.

Batista will beat triple h over and over triple h will never seee his belt again hahahaha.

Batista by Ratt April 5, 2005

batista 

Visually stunning wrestler, incredibly sexy. Possibly looks sexier in clothes than out of them.

Example? For God's sake look at the man

batista by Debbie March 11, 2005

batista 

large mofo in the wwe who is also the world heavyweight champ

damn,batista just beat the shit out of ric flair and put triple h through the table wit a powerbomb!

batista by g-papa May 30, 2005

Fulgencio Batista 

The dictator of Cuba before Fidel Castro. He served as the elected president of Cuba from 1940 to 1944 and the us-backed military dictator of Cuba from 1952 to 1959. He repressed political opponents and killed an estimated 20,000 people. He made the country a country of gambling, prostitution and drugs.

Fulgencio Batista was the military dictator of Cuba between 1952 and 1959.

Fulgencio Batista by LumiNyte March 7, 2021

Batista 

A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.

Batista, The Great Khali, and John Cena will be the death of professional wrestling.

Batista by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Batista Bomb 

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.

Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb

Batista Bomb by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007