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baptize the car 

When you baptize the car you exceed 100 mph for the first time.
baptize the car by mbergy April 18, 2018
To kill someone, humiliate someone, or to engage in sexual intercourse.
I just baptized that bisha!

Did you baptize that Jew?
Yeah, he's dead.
Baptize by Hairy piper January 20, 2009
To water or dilute, as in liquor.
Be sure to baptize that gin before you put the bottle on the shelf!
baptize by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005

baptised 

The act of flinging a combination of saliva and pre-come onto the forehead of your partner during oral sex.
I had Hov playing while we were going at it so I had to bapitsed the bitch while she was down there.
baptised by Mini-facts December 23, 2004

baptize your car

Baptizing your car is when you exceed 100 mph for the first time.
I’m about to baptize your car.
baptize your car by mbergy April 18, 2018

Toilet Baptize

completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!
Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him
Toilet Baptize by Eddie Dexx October 9, 2010