Baked Potato 

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.

Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes

Baked Potato by So much ruckus June 1, 2018

Baked Potato 

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

Baked Potato by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Baked Potato 

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

Baked Potato by JimmyT March 13, 2015

baked potato 

Used to refer to a situation that is cool, fun, or otherwise indescribable. Saying, "That is the baked potato with chives (or other baked potato toppings" declares the situation to be even cooler. The ultimate cool situation gets "the loaded baked potato"

"This party is going to be the baked potato!"

"That concert was the baked potato with chives!"

"Woo! That movie was the loaded baked potato!"

baked potato by SquirrellyFerret October 1, 2006

Baked Potato 

A sweaty ass, usually causing boxers to stick to it.

"Damn dude, I got a baked potato."

Baked Potato by Derek Lee Thompson August 13, 2005

baked potato 

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.

John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.

baked potato by BigSlick March 12, 2008

baked potato 

(noun) Increasing the worth of something good, specifically, another noun.

"Today is beautiful."
"A baked potato! There's a party tonight!"
or
"That girl is really smart."
"I'd have to say she's baked potato. Look how hot she is!

baked potato by PW March 25, 2004