abortionesque 

1) Remincient of, or related to, an abortion.

2) Failure on a massive scale.

1) Did you see that girl? She's abortionesque.

2) The Bush presidency has been abortionesque.

abortionesque by Steven Hopkins November 13, 2005

Walder Frey Abortion 

When a fetus is aborted through the violent stabbing of ones stomach. Based on the calamities of Talisa Stark at the Red Wedding hosted by Walder Frey in Game of Thrones.

If bitches be pregnant with heirs to contending kings, they best be served with a Walder Frey Abortion.

Walder Frey Abortion by JFK the Booty Warrior May 31, 2015

Failed Abortion 

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

Failed Abortion by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

Assolation by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

Abortion bucket 

Where you should have stayed

It was a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

Abortion bucket by #1dadVyktar May 27, 2019

Failed Abortion 

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

Failed Abortion by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

clap abortion 

The attempt to clap in applause at some event but very few people, if any, follow your lead. This can also apply to the related scenario when one tries to lead out in a clapping rhythm at some musical event or figure skating competition but also fails to gain a following.

"After my last clap abortion at the downtown rally, I've decided to call it quits. It's just too embarrassing."

clap abortion by GarthF February 8, 2006