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AFK Assassination 

In a first person shooter, when you go away from keyboard for just a second to do something, and come back to find yourself dead in-game. Common modes of death include being sniped or simply run up to with a melee weapon.
"Dude. You just stood still for a second and a sniper got you."

"Shit! I was just opening a bag of Cheetos!"

"Must've been an AFK Assassination."
AFK Assassination by AlpineWolf April 14, 2010
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assassinate the toilet 

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

assanginated 

A politically motivated public humiliation and lengthy imprisonment or murder of a famous dissident perpetrated by authorities using contrived, morally reprehensible, incriminating evidence with the intent to deter adherents.
Hey did you hear about Alex Jones? He was arrested protesting the Bilderberg conference and they found a dead 6 year old boy and kiddy porn in his hotel room and he hung himself in jail!

Yeah, they totally assanginated that guy!
assanginated by Seanster69 December 2, 2010

Assassination Coordinates 

When mean or naughty netizens spitefully or wickedly decide to share someone's live location online, such as their whereabout or those of their loved ones, which increases the odds of those who dislike these oft-über-rich or obnoxious fellows to threaten, kidnap, or harm them out of envy, jealousy, or hatred.
A self-confessed “free speech champion” rationalized that he’d zero choice but to ban the Twitter accounts of some “anti-MAGA” journalists because they’re guilty of providing “assassination coordinates” to tens of thousands of his fiends and foes, who’d arm themselves to shorten his days “improving” the lives of billions on this side of eternity.
Assassination Coordinates by Covido December 16, 2022

The queens assassination 

Tyler was 12 when he pulled off The queens assassination

Assanginate 

To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing.

Destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility.
Michael Moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. We'd better try and assanginate him.
Assanginate by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010
When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)
YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!
Assinated by Biggiely August 10, 2018