Dead Asleep 

That one person who sleeps so heavily that NOTHING can wake them up. (Almost like they're dead)

Person 1: Yeah, nothing could wake you up this morning. You were dead asleep.
Person 2: Didn't you throw water on me? When I woke up I was soaked.
Person 1: As I said, you were dead asleep. You didn't move an inch when I threw water on you.

Dead Asleep by Kuuni_ April 18, 2023

asleep 

1. To be in a state of sleep. Sleep being the unconsious state our body is in while it replenishes energy.

Dude? Are you asleep?

asleep by supercubedude October 22, 2004

Asley 

Beautiful, loving, confident girl.
She don't take no for answer and protect all her friends no matter what. She can be a little shy, but she can dance like a diva.

"Damn, did you see Asley today?" "Yeah bruh, shes lookin fine as always."

Asley by Katy000 February 26, 2017

mods asleep 

a term used mainly on 4chan to tell other anons that the mods are not watching, mostly used to get a link to an illegal dropbox

Mods asleep

mods asleep by Mods asleep!!! April 20, 2017

asleep at the keys 

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.

At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"

asleep at the keys by DrJonas February 15, 2010

Fall asleep on the plane

To be so stoned that you unwillingly, or unknowing, fall asleep. Happens especially in frequently visited places, such as your work place or school.

Guy 1: Man I'm high, but i gotta go to school.
Guy 2: Alright, but don't fall asleep on the plane

Fall asleep on the plane by Jesse Kingston April 26, 2011

I fell asleep 

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.

I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"

I fell asleep by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021