A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.
"You know how in the Apple Jackcommercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."