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pulling a Jay 

a medicinal jack-off performed while you are so hungover that you can not get out of bed to enjoy your vacation.
"Jay drank so many Anally Bleached Annihilators that he laid in bed all the next day as his friends enjoyed the beach. To make himself feel better...he pulled a Jay. Thus....Pulling a Jay!"
pulling a Jay by John Lee Boy December 9, 2008

To pull a Jay Leno

- verb (infinitive)

1) to steal something that you originally gave up from the person to which you gave it, usually in a clandestine and unjust manner (refers to the 2010 "Tonight Show" controversy).

2) to come out of retirement when in reality, no one wants you back See also: "to pull a Brett Farve"
"Definition 1" Example:

Joey quit the baseball team and was replaced by Brandon. However, Joey snuck drugs into Brandon's locker, got Brandon kicked off, and regained his spot on the team. Joey just had to pull a Jay Leno on us.

"Definition 2" Example:

Our bitch of a computer keyboarding teacher had to pull a Jay Leno when she retired in 2009 and came back in 2010 when she realized that she had nothing better to do in life.

Pulling A Jay 

the act of completely messing up a great situation by bashing yourself and dealing with your own personal problems rather then helping out the ones who really need you
Guy1: Yo man go help out your girl! She is sitting by herself and crying and all you do is Pulling A Jay
Guy2: Nah sorry man I'm hating my self rn
Pulling A Jay by Leifoh May 27, 2017

Pulling A Jay 

Basically if you 'pull a jay' you force to make your friend's character (or oc) a top.
Dude.. are you pulling a jay right now?
Sorry man, I just can't help myself!
Pulling A Jay by common mantis January 4, 2020

Pull a Jay 

Going out to eat with someone, feigning illness, and leaving before the check comes.
I went on a date with this guy last night, but he did totally pull a Jay.
Pull a Jay by mightymoe333 November 17, 2020

crack a ray-jay on your peep 

To ejaculate onto a person's face.
You better shut the hell up before I crack a ray-jay on your peep.