A bag of smashed assholes 

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

a bag full of assholes 

feeling really shitty or hungover

Elizabeth; "I feel worse than a bag full of assholes."

a bag full of assholes by ERB1983 December 6, 2010

a bag of kittens on the way to the river 

you feel like shit , feel like death , feel really disturbed

Doug was out all night drinking I bet he feels like a bag of kittens on the way to the river.

a bag of kittens on the way to the river by clyde12 January 15, 2008

A bag of cats 

The noise two women make when they argue/engrossed in an enthusiast conversation.

Shut up the pair of you, you're like a bag of cats

A bag of cats by pougle October 5, 2006

A bag of black cock 

A girl, preferbly white, who has had sex with several black men.

That hoe is a bag of black cock. She slept with Jamarcus and Roger in the same nite.

A bag of black cock by Smokey Jones 69 April 23, 2007

A Bag o' Beagles 

Adjective used to describe the appearance of a person's posterior, when they are wearing too-tight pants and are currently in motion. Just visualize a sack with several small dogs inside.

"Honey, do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"No, dear, it looks like a bag o' beagles."

A Bag o' Beagles by Calico August 1, 2007

A bag of dicks 

A thing that brings joy, esp. to gay men.

Thom's winning the lottery made him happy as a gay man with a bag of dicks.

A bag of dicks by Advn2rgirl April 20, 2008