blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

blood from a stone by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house 

It means you're being a douche who brags.

Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.

Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house by B Talented April 28, 2011

Hit a stone 

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

Hit a stone by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

sober as a stone by stoneluver January 19, 2021

its a stone luigi 

An annoying phrase used in many utube poops to get a cheap laugh. It was in an episode of the super Mario show. It is a scene where Luigi carves a stone out of rock and Mario doesn't believe he made it.

Luigi: Hey mario, look what I made!

Mario:Its a stone luigi, you didn't make it!

Luigi:(shakes head) its a football.I chiseled it!

Mario:Its a stone Luigi.

Luigi:Football.

Mario:Stone.

luigi:football.(in some utube poops, this could go on for 5 minutes)

its a stone luigi by elitejofus35 December 2, 2009

Drop a Stone 

Verb. An action you take to relieve yourself of a great pressure in your abdomen. Aka: go to the bathroom when you have to pee really bad. A reference to the pain of kidney stones.

Guy1: Let's go watch a movie.
Guy2: OK, but first I gotta go drop a stone.
Guy1: I told you not to drink that extra large Rockstar.

Drop a Stone by Johnny0 October 31, 2007

A-soner 

The annoying Saturday morning boner.

Wow man,yesterday,I woke up with an A-soner!

A-soner by Damiel Garza August 19, 2007