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Zoop; (verb) A zoop is when hoodrat teenagers need money, they go to the nearest truckstop vaping in a circle all wearing black hoodies. They wait for normie people from out of town to fill up their gas tanks (because people from out of town dont lock their doors when going into the station. They all run up to the car and steal everything they can and run. They just zooped.
Chad : "yo brad, are we going zooping tonight?"
Brad : "nah dude, my step-dad is going to hear me leave"
Chad: "awe but bro, all the boys are coming and its Country fan fest so all these down syndrome poptart s are going to be caught with their panties in a bunch."
Brad: "alright I'm in, let's do this."
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Old Australian slang word referring to someone who is a loser or a poser. Used in wog communities during the 90s and 2000s.
Ibrahim: mate I'm a legend

Hammer: oh yeah? zoop more like it
zoop by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
V. Shot over, sent in a hurry, expedited with serious intent
You NEED to check out this new site, i just zooped you the link!
Zoop by SendyBiiiish December 22, 2020
Zoop derives from the Axum word for Emperor, yet many Axums used the word to mean "shitty emperor" used to describe incompetent leaders.
King Solomon, that zoop bitch
Zoop by Stephen Kibrom March 9, 2021
Stupid vacuum clearner, just zooping my phone!
zoop by boopboopbap January 6, 2023
I got zooped into a blue four's body? Wtf?
zoop by boopboopbap January 6, 2023
1. Soup, as in the stuff you drink from a bowl.
2. A sound made by people when excited, or the sound of laser beams firing.
Today is Wednesday, today is Wednesday, Wednesday, zoooop! (From Today is Monday by Eric Carle)

Oh yeah, I got paid today, ZOOP!!!!
Zoop by meowlnir March 15, 2023