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yo mama joke day

yo mama so fat she got on the scale and it said i need your weight not your phone number” “yo dude what the heck?” “ hey it’s march 23rd national yo mama joke day it’s okay”

Yo mama gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Don't scribble your dick 'round the fan
Or you won't be able to get it out fam
Hello yo mama gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SUR- AAAHHHH MY DICK IS STUCK IN THE FANNNNN!!!!

Yo mama jokes 

Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.
"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"

yo mama joke 

2nd grader's go to insult
some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
yo mama joke by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

yo mama is so 

A joke about people's moms
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama is so ugly

Yo Mama Roast 

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.
Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!
Yo Mama Roast by Panfinz October 21, 2019