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Plastic Surgery 

1. An option people have to change solely their OUTWARD appearance; looking more aesthetically pleasing does NOT make one any more or less of a human being.

2. SWEET REVENGE for people who have great personalities to become just as attractive on the outside ^_^
Remember that dog, Magda?? Well she got some plastic surgery and she looks GREAT now! She always was a nice girl. I gave her my number.
Plastic Surgery by Morrigan March 17, 2005
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Vomiting into another person's mouth in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction.
Donkeys are well known to surge while engaging in vicious booty-sex threesomes.

Zombies came into existence as a result of surging between Nyan Cat and Boris Yeltsin's carcass.

Adolf Hitler started his front on the Jewish people in response to witnessing an old bearded Jewish man engage in surging with a dog with venereal disease.

I love to surge with my girlfriend while we listen to Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger".
Surging by LoverLikeJagger May 17, 2012
A woman who has had her virginity surgically restored.
Surgin by berit April 23, 2003
A common slang term describing a person's state of being after consuming too much alcohol. Usally as a direct result of binging, effects include a sudden jolt of energy, lack of memory, poor decision-making, and loud obnoxious behavior. Also, there is an urge to go to local fast food restaurants and call you're ex.
Nick: Kayla, please ignore what I said last night. I was too damn surged last night at that party.

Kayla: Trust me, I will. You were rambling on about a bunch of nonsense and kept yelling.

Nick: It happens.
Surged by Bigertonn August 17, 2011

Brain Surgery 

A term for a type of oral sex that lasts at least 2 hours and includes extremely cautious and detailed oral contact. In order to perform or receive Brain Surgery, both parties must be well prepped, fed, and cleaned prior to the act.
"Dude, Josh is still in there getting brain surgery!"
"I know. I wonder if he's gonna make it."
Brain Surgery by JARS December 29, 2007

they did surgery on a grape 

the process of turning into a vampire, similar to speed dating.
Ignore Penny's coffin, she recently went through surgery.