Skateboard 

So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one

My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$

Skateboard by A person who skateboards April 8, 2020

Skateboarding 

You skate,doesn't mean you are cool.And the first thing don't think you're cool,you're not.SKATEBOARDING AND SKIING DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON.

Jao pa znas skijanje i skateboarding je isto JEBEM VAM SVE ZIVO NIJE.

Skateboarding by KOJ KURAC December 21, 2020

skateboarding 

skateboarding is something people have a passion for and is a rare talent and not many people like it but its the greatest thing to exist and is very fun time consuming takes practice the best thing i personnaly enjoy in life

skateboarding being defined

skateboarding by Young_nova666 April 1, 2021

Skateboard 

It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.

Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee

Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!

That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg

Skateboard by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021

Skateboard 

Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.

That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.

Skateboard by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

skateboard 

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth

oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*

skateboard by skaterhater April 29, 2022

skateboards 

titties that seperate….

Damn i wish that bitch had perky titties, but no she has skateboards

skateboards by BigDInTheHouse December 14, 2022