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Pouring cereal first 

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.
Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*

pourfectionist 

Pourfection|ist n. one who holds that religious or moral pourfection. May be attained through the knowledge and art of serving the perfect (pourfect) beer; hence (science of) pourfection'ology|y a., pourfectionologist (3)n.
f.Ir./ish pourfect treatment of
"Who made that beer?!"
"Mitch did.."
"Wow, he sure is a pourfectionist"

Pourmand 

Someone fond of good eating who is able to create wonderful meals on a budget.

The global economic crisis equivalent of a gourmand.
A true pourmand, he ate a simple meal.
Pourmand by Sydney DJ Smooth May 27, 2009
a combination of pour ("for" in French) and sure, meaning definitely or positively
related to: forsure/fusho/fursure
Date of creation: October 29,2010
Place of origin: granada hills,CA
RR: Yo,TB, u got my English homework?!
TB: Poursho.

NC: JL, r u goin to temple tonight?
JL: Poursho, i wouldnt miss it for anything!
poursho by RR21 November 10, 2010

Pouring Tea 

Gossip, telling other people's business, malicious or otherwise.
Let's go to the club, I hear the girls are pouring tea tonight.

Pourrickie 

An artificial intelligence robot which captures photos of wardrobe malfunctions. It is named after Tamil word Poriki which means ‘loafer’.
The Pourrickie malfunctioned during the AVN awards and burst.
Pourrickie by Chabito May 10, 2020