poser punk 

A generally derranged indvidual who enjoys listening to, for lack of better words, crap. Boy bands with instruments, if you will. They generally migrate around Hot Topic during the summer and other such days off from school.

Shopping at Hot Topic makes you see a superfluous amount of poser punks.

poser punk by Rue March 29, 2003

hardcore fan poser 

One of the worst kinds of posers. These people pose as hardcore fans for bands, usually to look sophisticated or unique, or cool. But don't actually like the music for the sound, only for how they think it makes them look. Hardcore fan posers usually do memorize songs of the band, just so that they can look like real fans. Hardcore fan posers insult people when they say another band is higher in a certain field then that band. It is because they like the label of the band and it insults them to see the band they feel sophisticated/cool/etc listening to, being insulted. When someone says that one member of one band is better than a member of the band they are posing as a hardcore fan of, they will just retaliate by saying that the band they pose as a hardcore fan of is better, even though the other person didn't necessarily say that.

person: The Mars Volta is more experimental than Pink Floyd.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!

person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!

person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?

hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.

person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.

hardcore fan poser by joe725 March 27, 2007

ghetto poser 

A person of any race who is under the influence of modern rappers who rap about the streets. As a result the person thinks they are from the ghetto cause they find out that there is crime where they live.

ghetto poser: I'm from the ghetto! My neighbor got hit in the eye with a baseball!
normal person: No no no, you're thinking a facility for dillusional people.

ghetto poser by Joe725 March 12, 2007

scene poser

they copy scene kids, and try to act like them, and dress like them all of a sudden.
they go on google, urban dictionary, or wherever to find out on how to be scene and end up failing miserably. they do it because they think its "cool." because they want to be "in" the group. you can't expect someone not to call you a poser when you come up to school the next day changed completely. true scene kids do not admit they are scene and they usually keep to themselves about it. posers tell everyone they're scene because they want people to see them as scene. for example, you go to the mall and look at a hello kitty shirt. if you say, " oh i like that shirt because it looks scene." your a poser. your trying so hard to be a scene. scene posers get fake lip piercings, they pretend to obssess over metal/death/screamo bands. they are ones who decide suddenly that they are truely scene when they were a preppy girly girl the day before. they are people who act like a scene, when they are truely really far from it.

scene poser: heyy baby. your so fucken rad(:
and i swear i saw this guy. he was the sex. hella ubber cute too.
rawrr, hellokitty.

normal girl: where the fuck are you getting all this wierd slang language from all of a sudden?

scene poser: oh, i went to youtube, google, urbandictionary and all these other places and im totally scene now. its so me. now im so much better then you.

normal girl: wtf, go get a life. learn to be original, and stop being a poser. your so damn dumb.

-blocks-

scene poser by janiceeee September 22, 2009

poser

What punks/skaters/goths call people who try to be punks/skaters/goths but are too mainstream. Personally I think that this whole "anything that's mainstream is bad" idea is retarded. Don't you people realize that if you're punk, goth, skater, or whatever you are that you're still conforming, just to a different group? When everybody's an "individual," no one is. The people you call "posers" are the ones who do what they want and don't care what anybody else thinks, and thats the way it should be. Who the hell are you to decide whats "punk" and whats not? If people think they're punk but they wear Abercrombie, then just let them be, they're being themselves.

I'm a girl, and I wear Abercrombie and American Eagle clothes. I also wear a lot of pink and I wear makeup to school. But if you look in my garage, you will find a $130 skateboard and about 10 different ramps and grind bars. Call me a poser if you want, but I'm just being myself.

poser by Prodigy IV September 21, 2008

guitar hero poser 

Someone who thinks that because they are good at the video game Guitar Hero,they have a shred of talent with an actual guitar. They are usually mistaken.

Joey: Guys, we should jam this weekend. I just did Bark at the Moon on hard!

Lucas: Quit fagging up our oxygen with your n00bishness and idiocy, you guitar hero poser.

guitar hero poser by Jakelikescake July 3, 2007

poser

This is a word used for people who act, dress, talk like people they aren't. It's a label for a person who is pretending they are someone totally different. It's most often used to describe people calling themsevles "punk."

Lil Johnny Bob is such a f*cking poser. He gets liberty spikes and puts safety pins in everything he owns and now automatically assumes he's a punk rocker child?! Bullsh*t!

poser by idontthinksobitch May 10, 2003