creeping tom 

While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.

“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”

“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”

“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”

creeping tom by Ockman May 2, 2008

White Tom Jones 

A white person who tries to stay in good standing with black people even if it involves slamming his/ her own race. (especially, if prior to doing it, he/ she says that they hate to do it.)

Chad Dukes constantly poses as a White Tom Jones by referring that the "white man" is always looking out for their own and constantly bringing down the "black man."

White Tom Jones by dc sports talk April 9, 2010

Danger Tom 

a name given to any individual who is straight up fucking crazy. It is also required that said "Danger Tom" is a boyscout and incredibly good looking as to the attract ladies or "bitties".

Having a very large penis is also common / necessary.

"Hey man we should start a fire its getting late!"

"Don't worry well just get danger tom here to do it for us"

*Danger Tom uses Axe spray to start a campfire while burning down half of your tent*

Danger Tom by thickwick October 1, 2010

gay tom 

Gay Tom is an expression that originated in the UK and is used to express your feelings toward someone you know. The term is often a term of endearment with an offensive undertone.

"Don't call me a cunt, you gay tom!"

gay tom by chazsan June 17, 2008

you can pound my tom tom

invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex.

I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom tom.

you can pound my tom tom by samtheman138 October 31, 2008

peeping tom 

Stealthy by nature, peeping toms use the latest state-of-the-art technology such as digital binoculars to spy on woman in any manner of undress.

Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.

Good ol' Grandpa Henry always has plenty of stories of how he used to be a peeping tom when he was in his 20's and seen plenty of hot naked boobs.

peeping tom by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

peeping tom 

a person who spies on people changing, fucking, or masterbating.

There was a peeping toom looking through Katie's window.

peeping tom by J 0 K A February 14, 2005