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The Smokey Hipster

The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.

This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.
"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"
The Smokey Hipster by MoonPye March 22, 2021

nickie c smokey jo jackson

a Nerd who also steals people bagals. HE is very mean to people who begins with a letter k.
kaylea: hi nickie c smokey jo jackson
Nickie: shut up im trying to read my book

Okey dokey chicken smokey 

Derived from “okey dokey” in the 1930s. Commonly used by royalty in Northern Schottland.
Okey dokey chicken smokey, let’s go to the stables.
Okey dokey chicken smokey by Urlu January 19, 2021

On Top Of Old Smokey 

To top off a pair of titties with a load of jiz in a classy way, of course.
Field Position: Girl on her back during a 69, or with her head hanging off of the bed getting face fucked.

The Score: Just before you bust a nut, pull your dick out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her tits(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, "On Top Of Old Smokey". Strictly a class move.

The Extra Point(s): Fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -OR- Go for two points; by pulling your dick out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the ass on your way out the door.

a smokey-dopey 

a term used to describe a person who smokes way too much pot.
1.Man that's his 18 joint in two days! He's such a fucking smokey-dopey.

2. Kid 1: yo how much you want
Kid 2: give me a 20
Kid 1: dude you've been buying a lot lately people are soon gonna be calling you a smokey-dopey.
a smokey-dopey by AJ. S November 5, 2008

cokey smokey 

hey man you ready for this cokey smokey cousin?”
cokey smokey by Bev Roc May 29, 2021