The Tom Selleck 

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

The Tom Selleck by Chris Langford June 1, 2007

Sandy Tom

To masturbate using sandpaper or another abrasive.

Hey, I was having a Sandy Tom on the bus last night but the driver chucked me off before I could blow my load on the seat.

You dirty shit! I still have blisters from my last Sandy.

Sandy Tom by Skidmarx January 14, 2009

Major Tom Technique 

An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts:

- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.

- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.

- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.

Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique?
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.

Major Tom Technique by Swaggington_yolo July 1, 2019

Chairman Tom 

(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".

An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom

Chairman Tom by zkg April 4, 2011

Gangster Tom

Gangster Tom is a teacher at a college in England who is notorious for hit ability to converse with African American Gangsters despite the obviously flaws of being Irish, Pale skinned and White

"WHO WANTS A MOTHER FUCKING CONCERN NOTE?!" - Gangster Tom

"Yo man, Gangster Tom is gonna fuck yo' shit up if you skip another IT lesson"

Gangster Tom by DeusBrackers February 23, 2005

The Bob and Tom Show 

America's number one rated morning radio show

The Bob and Tom Show is the funniest thing on the radio and Kristi Lee even makes the news entertaining.

The Bob and Tom Show by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010

Myspace Tom 

The guy who made the horror of Myspace.

Hey, I'm Tom, and I ruined millions of lives. THX.

Myspace Tom by Doey Ram May 24, 2005