When a group of guys gather in the same room and and have a race to see who can masturbate the fastest.
The last one to finish loses.
Similar to a circle jerk, in that a bunch of guys are gathering in the same room
jerking off, but its not gay or anything because your in a
circle jerking *yourself* off.
We had a submarine race
the other day and Johnny had to clean up afterwards.
A submarine race isn't gay or anything like a circle jerk, its just a
competition...duh.
Keep your eyes closed until
you're done, fag, this is a submarine race not a circle jerk.