To Cubeworld is to promise someone, or many individuals, the whole world for a small investment, give them a small fraction of what you promised and then go ghost for the remaining of eternity with your newfound wealth.

Guy1 in 2012: "Dude, Cubeworld has so much promise! I'm very excited for what Picroma has in store for it! I'm buying early access as we speak!"

-6 years later-

Guy1 in 2019: "My patience astounds the average Joe. I'm still excited for the next update even though the last update was 6 years ago."

Wolfram von Funck: -Laughs in Opulence-

| Guy1 has effectively been Cubeworld'd |

Cubeworld by Movianne February 20, 2019

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Cubicle Coma

When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

Cubicle Coma by MDermy August 20, 2010

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cube cruising

Similar to cube crawling, but different enough to have a distinct entry. Cube cruising is when a person spends a significant portion of the work day visiting cubes and chit-chatting about any and every thing.

Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.

Jill began her cube cruising circuit at approximately 8:15 every morning.

cube cruising by MsLi December 12, 2005

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Cuban Resources

A department at a large company that oversees the advancement of Cubans and other hispanics at the expense of Caucasians.

Shaniqua from Cuban Resources suspended a white man for offending Marcal.

Cuban Resources by Jean Shepherd January 19, 2010

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