Australian Thanksgiving 

In Australia, the Australian Thanksgiving all started with the great "Pillage The Wallaby's Run". This event was called upon by the Prime Minister on May 1, 1657, to boost the country's morale after the tragic Kangaroo shortage in the prior year. The Wallaby run transformed into the Australian Thanksgiving where all cities congregate to hold a massive wallaby hunt the night before, and feast on the day of Australian Thanksgiving. Nowadays, the traditions have slowly faded and people will just purchase already prepared wallaby dinners from their local grocer.

I'm sure glad I have these wallaby's already in the freezer for Australian Thanksgiving!

Australian Thanksgiving by wallabeezy May 16, 2011

Brown Thanksgiving 

When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.

Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"

Brown Thanksgiving by Antiriv November 2, 2011

The Thanksgiving Slasher 

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

The Thanksgiving Slasher by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.

I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.

Personal Thanksgiving by Bread2287 November 26, 2016

Canadian Thanksgiving 

The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum

My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.

Canadian Thanksgiving by Dictionarium_Jack February 5, 2021

A Kirby Thanksgiving

When a family member purposefully makes the sweet baby Jesus cry by ruining the holiday with their lies...

What is this in the Mac-n-cheese CARROTS??? What is this a Kirby Thanksgiving....

A Kirby Thanksgiving by The Gypsy’s son November 28, 2019

Black Thanksgiving

An occasion/event that is attended by many African-Americans where cultural norms, etiquette and personal boundaries cease to exist. Behavior is random and arbitrary with frequent outbursts and expression of intense emotion.

Jaquita: Girl friend, you going to Tyrel's crib to watch the NBA all-star game ?

Shontel: Hell yeah girl...it's gonna be a black thanksgiving !!

Jacquita: Word.

Black Thanksgiving by unboomer June 7, 2011