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Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...
Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?
Gary by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021
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The man you’re not he’s very intelligent, goal oriented. Family man who’s willing to take risk for his team to get to the next level
Gary that guy is a guru when it comes to making new money
Gary by Billionaire Mindset November 23, 2021
A person with the name of Gary, usually is a rather kind person, initially when you get to know him he's a pretty chill guy, then you know about him more then it gets weird. You get hints of gayness from him, and he jacks off to really weird things like Necrophilia. He likes his mother, maybe a bit too much. and also he most likely has crippling depression like HOLY MAN!
Hey Gary,
Gary by eajgink January 12, 2022
Did you hear about Gary? He married his waifu pillow, his poor mom even attended the ceremony.
Gary by stellagosa January 26, 2022
Gary by Treedotcom February 1, 2022
You know gary”
Yes he sucks
Gary by MikeWorst February 20, 2022