Berbert 

Someone who kicks ass, particularly in the subject of life.

If everyone was thought like Berbert, the world would be a much happier place, free of troubles and global warming.

Berbert by Zapp Brannigan October 13, 2007

Louisville Bartender 

1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.

2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.

1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!

2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.

Louisville Bartender by Dr. Whom October 5, 2011

wife beater

a very tight, white tank top that is ribbed in texture. this style of shirt is usually found on overweight white guys hailing from the trailer courts. unmistakeable markings of bbq sauce or chew spit on the front and smelling of old style beer and excessive perspiration. the wearer can be found at any type of festival which involves his toothless relatives working the carnival rides.

dude, let's go to the state fair and check out all the trash wearing wife beaters.

wife beater by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Woman Beater 

A man who beats up woman. Usual a man who gets drunk and/or has low self-esteem.

The woman beater went to gaol.

Woman Beater by (Mr) M.J.Gorham May 23, 2005

Bartender

A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!

Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)

Bartender by MamaG83 June 1, 2010

pussy beaten 

Being pussy whipped to the fullest extreme.

Man he can't come out, his womens got him locked up cuz hes so god damn pussy beaten.

pussy beaten by ocho-cuatro September 30, 2007

Nigga Beater 

A miniature baseball bat; usually sold as a novelty at sports stores or given away as a promotional expense at minor league baseball games.

Hey Johnny check this out! It was free nigga beater night at McCoy Stadium

Nigga Beater by ShedCrew420 June 1, 2011