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average sick Joe 

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

average sick Joe 

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

Average Experience Watching BFDI Creepypastas

Used whenever the aformentioned media is extremely and utterly boring, to the point where you'd rather be doing literally anything else. It sucks.

It's like watching paint dry. It's boring. Have we said that too many times now? Definitely.
"This game is like an Average Experience Watching BFDI Creepypastas."
"Reading a movie review is similar to an Average Experience Watching BFDI Creepypastas"

Average Mahir Hater 

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.

Average warthunder player 

a person who owns atleast a tiger h1, a L33, a kv2 and a fucking locust with eyes and atleast a body pillow on it and spams "Attack the D point!" On chat like the fuckass weeb retard he is. Mainly watches nothing but warthunder content and girls und panzer, and the only thing he listens to is fucking katyusha and sakkijarven polkka, and lastly spends a large amount of money on motherfucking gold eagles.
johngle_arsongaming: damnit my friend is now the average warthunder player

Asshole69420: Attack the D point!

Average Mileven Shipper 

a media illiterate smooth brain who has no understanding of the stranger things characters and has no idea how a healthy relationship functions
Average Mileven Shipper: ā€œI ship midleven because I'm twelve years old and lack basic media comprehension skills.ā€