ethernet 

Ethernet is friggen cabling! Most often referred to as Cat-5 or Cat-5e, most Ethernet is a set of four pairs of twisted wire used in the transfer of data, usually terminated by a RJ-45 connector and used in a 10/100/1000 local area network.

"Sonofvabitch, we need to start crimping this Ethernet now or else we're fucked tomorrow morning when people start showing up for the LAN party."

ethernet by (WFB)DarK_MessiaH June 10, 2004

Eternal Duel 

The act of going into the ED Chat Room and being as gross and foul-mouthed as humanly possible.

Did you see that? Foamy totally Eternal Dueled that wicked dump!

Eternal Duel by The Reaper069 April 13, 2010

Eternity

Endless amount of time. Never ending.

Do you think the world will last for eternity?

Eternity by SnOwY98 April 4, 2018

bog of eternal stench 

A couch that reaks of feces and dead babies.

If you go to Pat's make sure not to sit on the Bog of Eternal Stench or you will stink for a lifetime.

bog of eternal stench by MC Gusto April 27, 2006

Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl 

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.

MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.

Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009

Eternal Duct Tape 

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.

If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?

Eternal Duct Tape by The_Hawk August 14, 2009

eternity

eternity ; Is something that isn't infinite but to achive its own : that can last forever ; just like your entirety of eternity of sexy booty!

Eternity is seaminglessly something that repeats itself, but that you do not know is there or is happening.

Like Your eternity booty in motion.

eternity by x2v12 May 15, 2016