Concrete Baby 

-noun

A structural element composed entirely of concrete and steel reinforcing whose effective length (k*L) is less than or equal to its depth (from tensile reinforcing to extreme compressive fiber).

Other forms:

Concrete Babies
Concrete Babe
Concrete Babyhood
Concrete Babylike
Concrete Babyishness
Concrete Babyishly

Synonyms:

Cholumn
Chode Column
Fat Stack
Fatty Beam
Beam Cholumn
Fatty Beam Cholumn

Engineer 1: I've analyzed all failure modes of the concrete baby, it seems that overall buckling controls.

Engineer 2: Oh you vacuous neophyte! Concrete babies NEVER buckle! OOOWWWWWWW!

Concrete Baby by CrackerJack87 April 24, 2008

Concrete princess

CONCRETE PRINCESS - referring to the Daughter of the Concrete King Sir Marc Antoine the II.

T: Look here comes the concrete princess, she is radiating beauty.

R: She is stunning truly.

T and R: All hail King Marc !!!

Concrete princess by APiscesbitch October 1, 2021

Concrete Donkey 

A Concrete Donkey is an erection or boner. Plain and Simple.

Devyn: "OMG, check out the set of tits over there!"
James: "Dude, she's giving me a concrete donkey!"

Concrete Donkey by Shwepper July 21, 2008

Concrete Footprint 

When a man is having sex and you cover him in concrete,wait for it to set then there is a chisal in the womans cervix and the man has to pull it out with his cock and chisal his way out.

"Want to do a concrete footprint?" "It was a good concrete footprint we had last night." "lol concrete footprint lolololololol"

Concrete Footprint by Edward Elric May 23, 2012

Concrete rabbit 

when your mam goes down into a rabbit hole and gets stuck. when she gets out she get the rabbit she caught and dips it into concrete. This is so the rabbit is hard. She then uses it as a dildo. Eventualy the concrete will crcack and a rabbit will jump out saying "oh muma mia" and "yowzers what an adventure"

once upon a ime YA MAM got a rabbit and dunked it into concrete so it was hard so its a concrete rabbit then shoved it up her flange. The rabbit came out of the concrete shouting "oh muma mia"

Concrete rabbit by jt2721 February 20, 2009

Concrete Blonde 

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.

"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."

Concrete Blonde by trendelz August 13, 2012

Johnny Concrete 

Someone who thinks they are hard and can beat anyone up when they turn out to be a sissy who couldn't beat an egg.

"Wow step back lads Johnny Concrete coming through ere Sorry ard mate"

Johnny Concrete by Josh Kelly October 30, 2007