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macinley 

An industrious sexual deviant, who loves the finer things in life-particularly whiskey- and has no restraint when confronted with people of the femal persuasion.
macinley by RedJohn44 January 15, 2014
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Macintosh maci macie Maciej Macintrash Macias macin maciek Macism maciah
Another name for an obsolete Mac, usually because you have to discard it so you can purchase another Mac in order to upgrade it's hardware components.
Person 1:I had to throw away my old Macintoss, because there is no way I can upgrade the hardware components.

Person 2: *Sigh* I guess the only time "It just works" is only for a year until you have to upgrade it.
Macintoss by K. Yonan June 14, 2008

Macititis 

When a person who is troubled by the burden of owning a macbook. The side effects include unable to do homework, no sleep at night, and general loss of one's life. This is highly contagious and a person with this disease should seek help immediatly.
Olivia had such a bad case of macititis that she was removed from the science academy and forced t repeat freshman year.
Macititis by Ryan Bowens January 28, 2009
Macintosh was made by someone who thought they were very cool, but unfortunately made a pretty crap OS that cant run any good programs.
-Dosent work properly
macintosh by peeeee May 13, 2005
A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.
"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."
macintosh by joey July 15, 2008
1. An expensive chunk of shiny metal and plastic.
2. An expensive paperweight
You paid $3000 for a Macintosh? I built a PC for $800 that can kick its ass and it STILL looks better.
macintosh by mikm July 28, 2008