Finger Free February 

so you’ve heard of no nut November right? well now sucks to be a girl there is now a finger free february. but us girls can control it better than guys

me: what’s the date today?
them: february first
me: its finger free february

Finger Free February by ieatpenissticksandpussys November 7, 2019

guilt-free faff 

To faff without any pressing obligations.

NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.

I have finally finished my assignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.

It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.

guilt-free faff by Holamigos October 25, 2009

Hands-Free DRE 

A rhyming term short for 'Hands-Free Digital Rectal Exam'. Arising from the filthier quarters of the medical community, the term refers to anal intercourse.

"The girlfriend didn't cook dinner tonight... The only way to make it up was by letting me practice the Hands-Free DRE"

"I totally fucked up that patient's meds... My supervisor is going to give me the Hands-Free DRE"

Hands-Free DRE by DNA King December 7, 2009

Chem Free 

a dorm option for undergraduate students at many colleges, where parties are strongly discouraged and alcohol consumption banned, intended as an option for the more studious not interested in partying. it is composed of two demographics, kids whose parents forced/coerced them into it, and female international students

"Yo man, do you know Steve in chem free?"
"Yeah, he's a fun guy, it's a shame his mom forced him to sign up to live there. "

Chem Free by colbybro February 28, 2015

YES for a free cookie.

I SAID FREE COOKIE DUMBASS.
CHANGE IT TO YES.
damnit.

YES FOR A FREE COOKIE.!!1!1!!!!!11!!!!1!one!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!

YES for a free cookie. by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

FHF (Free Head Friday) 

every friday, the one person in your circle of friends who you pick on all the time about being gay is designated to give "free head" on fridays.

Its friday! Lets all go to Boo Boo's Head Shack and get some FHF (Free Head Friday)

FHF (Free Head Friday) by FHF Special May 19, 2009

skip-free 

An album put out by a musician that one is able to listen to all the way through without changing the song.

I really only like to buy CD's that I heard are skip-free.

skip-free by Lionel C. Davidson December 15, 2008