bowling for soup 

the best - what more can i say

bowling for soup rock! simple as

bowling for soup by goth_queen September 4, 2003

bowling for soup 

happy, catchy, reminds you of summer with a tounge in cheack look at what went wrong when you were 16 that seemed oh so important at the time, but now you look at it, it really doesn't matter. with the occasional song that will suprise you, there is something in a bowling for soup album for everyone

well i've been round hear so long and my life
seems meaningless and i wanna hurt my self (early bfs)

iv'e got it all figured out,
just take my hand and understand theres a lot of tomorrows (middle bfs)

this is the verse about the parashiute pants
that i learnt to break dance in and thought i was good (new bfs)

bowling for soup by thesoup July 31, 2005

bowling for soup 

Stands for what fans want and love and to laugh at the haters in the prosess coz its fun :)

bowling for soup??? I LOVE THEM!!

bowling for soup by frapp September 4, 2003

Bowling Alley 

A bowling alley is a common bowling like sexual position reference. It is the act of taking the males nutsack and starting from the toes of the male/female beginning to rub the sack up the person's body until reaching the mouth where the nut sack is inserted.

The name is a reference to a bowling alley due to the fact as the nuts equal in meaning of a bowling ball and the mouth not clearly but referenced to the pins or gutter.

Girl: WTF is a bowl...
Guy: -rubs- STRIKE!

-later that day-

Girl: what the hell was that you did back there?
Guy: that was the bowling alley

Bowling Alley by TerribleTrauma July 31, 2010

Keg Bowling 

A tailgating game invented by The Browns Bunch back in 2008. You set up 10 bowling pins and slide an empty keg from about 18-20 yards away and knock them down. If you fail to knock down atleast 1 pin, you owe 20 push-ups.

Empty keg + 10 bowling pins = Keg Bowling

Keg Bowling by Da Bunch July 18, 2011

The Bowler 

The sexual act of sticking your middle and ring finger into a girls’ vagina while your thumb massages her clitoris like you were sticking your hand into a bowling ball.

Man Tom was good before, but when he gave me the bowler I just screamed strike.

The Bowler by The Bowler July 24, 2007

Bowling For Soup 

A band originating in Wichita Falls, Texas. After releasing ROCK ON HONORABLE ONES!!! they moved to Denton, Texas. in 2000, LETS DO IT FOR JOHNNY came out with many hilarious songs including their first single, "The Bitch Song". in 2002, they released DRUNK ENOUGH TO DANCE with 2 singles: "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" and "Emily". Bowling For Soup then re-released the album with "Punk Rock 101", which is the reason why many people think they are poseurs. In mid 2004, Bowling For Soup released their biggest and best album, A HANGOVER YOU DON'T DESERVE. It contained singles "1985", "Almost", and more recently, "Ohio (Come Back To Texas)". This album was VERY similar to Blink-182 and Sum 41's style of just having fun except a little less obnoxious.

A lot of people hate this band for a few reasons:
1: The overplaying of the song "1985" on the radio.
2: They're WAY too busy bitching about what's punk and what's not
3: They just don't like them, which is acceptable, but some people make fun of others for listening to "fake music"

So, Bowling for Soup is a great band. They just need more fans.

Real fan: I love Bowling For Soup! I have heard just about all of their songs and I can't get enough of them! Rock on Honorable ones!!!

Teenybopper: OMG I WUV BFS!!! JAWET IS SO HOTT!!! NOT NOW IS BEST SONG!!! HATERS BURN IN HELL!!!

Real hater: I am not a fan of Bowling For Soup. I have heard just about all of their songs and I don't like it. However, I accept the fact that some people may like this band.

Retard: BFS suxx0rz!!! 1985 sux THERE4, BfS SUXXXXXXXXXX!!!! FanZ BERN IN HeLl!1!!11!1!!!1!!1!2

Bowling For Soup by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING July 3, 2006