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University of Maryland 

UMD is ranked #63 nationally; it is an all-around amazing school. From the great parties to the prestigious academics, making the school more selective each year, UMD has it all. The party life is also amazing, and their is tons of diversity and school spirit. Only one metro stop away from DC, University of Maryland College Park could not be in a better location. All in all, the University of Maryland is an amazing school in every aspect, and it gets more prestigious each year, while it remains affordable.
Tim:What college are you going to?
Sophia:University of Maryland. Told you all that studying would pay off!
Tim:Lucky ducky
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Charlotte Hall, Maryland 

Redneckville. A small redneck town in southern Maryland where there is nothing to do but drink and/or go hunting. A town shared with Charles and St. Mary's County. A place where you have to share the roads with the amish and the tractors. The popular place to go in the middle of the night is WAWA, cause thats the only thing open. Everything else closes around 8 on the weekday. Everyone knows that in the summer you go to Bert's about once a week to get ice cream. Everyone has either lived or crashed at a house in Golden Beach. The local high school is known as Cow Pie High. The only thing we are popular for is the band Good Charlotte, and the local amish market open on Sautrdays and Wednesdays.
Charlotte Hall, Maryland, home to the camo wearing redneck boys of America.
Charlotte Hall, Maryland by MRyon February 24, 2009

St. Mary's College of Maryland 

the best school ever. you can smoke weed all day and write papers trashing capitalism all night. st. mary's is where you go to study the rest of fuckhead population USA. kids there don't give a shit what they're going to do after college, they'll be a teacher or something. this school makes you a better human being. also the professors are awesome.
"so what's your essay on?"
"i'm turning my paper for 'sexuality in modernism' into a paper about communism."
"oh yeah, i forgot you go to St. Mary's College of Maryland"

"where are you?"
"i'm at St. Mary's College of Maryland. i'm drinking beer with some people on a beach but all they have is natty bo."

"i'm a student at St. Mary's College of Maryland, and i'm so high i don't even remember what i wrote in this urban dictionary entry"

People's Republic of Maryland

A commonly used term regarding Maryland laws or lack there of. It is frequently used among gun enthusiast in regards to Maryland's backwards gun laws.

Much like The people's Republic of China, the Liberal law makers find ways to infringe on the rights of Marylanders that are guaranteed in the constitution. Much of the laws are remnants of slave laws where it was illegal for Blacks (even freed slaves) to own firearms.

Oddly enough Maryland is a Blue state, yet the people vote for leaders that don't trust them or do not protect their constitutional rights.
In the People's Republic of Maryland it is not illegal to conceal a handgun if you have the permit. By law Maryland has to make available applications for CCW's (conceal and Carry Weapons license), however nobody every gets approved for a CCW. It is either denied of redtaped Unlike Virginia Maryland doesn't trust their residents.

In Maryland you are not allowed to buy, sell, or transfer magazines that hold over 20 rounds, however you can buy them in another states and bring then into Maryland for personal ownership.

Southern Maryland

This is a place where many hicks breed and raise little hick babies to hunt and drive big Ford trucks. People around here are very close minded and never want to leave.
Southern Maryland by peezanator January 1, 2012

People's Republic of Maryland

Most ghetto state in the USA. Seriously, half the state is a giant ghetto. PG County, Baltimore, Western Maryland (AKA Apalachia), eastern Montgomery County, Northern Charles County. It is run by an overbearing government with high taxes, excessive regulations, and there's tons of lawyers, so nothing ever gets done. Like most places, there are some rich people there, but for the ones that have a choice (in the DC area for example), most of them only live there because the road system is too insufficient for them to live in Virginia and still get to work at a reasonable time. Or in the case of Potomac and Chevy Chase, their kids go to private schools and they're so rich they could care less how much they pay in taxes.
Marylander: "Komissar Omalley is raising taxes and some lawyers sued to stop construction of the ICC freeway again."
Virginian: "What do you expect in the People's Republic of Maryland?"

Detour,Maryland 

The chillest place in the entire fucking world. May be small. No not just small its so small you can see one side to another. There is a large Pot presence in Detour everyone smokes. Though some bitches if you keep it on the DL everything is fine. There is also a large diversity in people. No not really just alot of Stoners, even a 79 year old hippie stoner. Little store and theres a plus ONE black person thats like 7 so yeah check it out man.
Ex.1: Dude i was at this place called Detour,Maryland, Hella chill

other dude: where?

Original dude: Detour man theres like 50 people that live there'

Other dude from before: cool ( Wtf he must be stoned )
Detour,Maryland by Mikey170 June 6, 2011