Pessidog fangirl 

Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.

"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"

Pessidog fangirl by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023

ass fangs 

Butt cheeks that are visible from the front through the gap between the thighs.

Person 1: "Look at dem ass fangs. My fetish..."
Person 2:"Huh? Ass what?"
Person 1: "Hmph. I bet you don't even know what vagina bones are!"
Person 2: "???"

ass fangs by MeThinksItGoesLikeThis May 15, 2014

Fangirl Dragon 

A motion in which you exhale loudly and/or make dinosaur noises. It should slightly resemble a dragon if you are doing it correctly. You do the fangirl dragon when you see something incredibly cute and as a result, are freaking out about how cute it is. Therefore, you do the fangirl dragon.

(You are watching TV and your favorite couple finally kisses)
(You start flailing your arms and exhaling like a dragon breathing out fire.)
Mom: What are you doing?
Fangirl: Fangirl Dragon-ing......and dying of cuteness....

Fangirl Dragon by Alena;) November 11, 2012

fanguin 

fan+penguin. Fans of "Penguins of Madagascar"/franchise of the "Madagascar" movie series. Can be male or female and of any age.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that episode of "Penguins of Madagascar" yesterday?
Person 2: Of course, Skipper really needs to chill out.
Person 1: Agreed, fellow fanguin.

fanguin by mostar1219 May 23, 2013

fangirl fodder 

The term that guys use when talking about cosplaying certain anime, video game, or movie characters that have a really heavy fangirl base just to pick up said fangirls at conventions.

"Hey Joe, have you decided what character you wanted to go as?"
"Yeah, I think I am going as Sesshomaru from Inuyasha. I'll definately get some action!"
"So...you're essentially going as fangirl fodder?"
".....yes."

fangirl fodder by The Submitter Formally Known as Kirbz April 11, 2007

fangoriously 

There is no definition for 'fangoriously' in any known work save the prestigious literary achievement of Strong Bad, "Everyone is different". This phenomenon is called hapax legomenon, when a word only appears once-ever. We can deduce from context, however, that fangoriously has something to do with the manner in which gelatinous monsters digest their food.

"Some people are being fangoriously eaten by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested."

fangoriously by demosthenes September 13, 2003

fangsty 

adj. falsely angsty, the contracted form of fake and angsty, particularly referring an adult clinging to teenage rebellions and moodiness.
n. faux-angst

Oh my god, Jenny on the L Word is such a fangsty bitch, she needs to get over herself.

fangsty by illume8115 December 9, 2008