salad oil 

Like salad dressing but its not. It salad oil.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

salad oil by Thesaldoilguy December 12, 2013

Salada 

The word "Salada" is also an Aussie slang word for a prostitute.

ie: "Oi Salada, how much for a blow job"?

Salada by MsBoobas78 March 8, 2014

salad 30 

A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents

Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?

salad 30 by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014

Salad 

A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.

Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.

Salad by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015

salad brain 

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

salad brain by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

Salad Flapper by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

Salad poking 

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

Salad poking by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015