Pardon my French 

An excuse for using profanity.

As said in the 1986 movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond." or "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"

Pardon my French by nivrehS October 29, 2006

reverse-french 

Add a twist of Gallic charm to that otherwise humdrum wank (or hand job) by flipping your hand over (palm down, fingers facing upwards, thumb on the bottom rather than the top) and stroke away with a flourish - releasing at the end of every stroke. C'est Magnifique!

Brad: Hey Troy, what's up?

Troy: Sup' man. You'll never believe it, I got with this hot exchange student chick last night and she gave me a reverse-french at the drive-thru

Brad: That's freakin' sweet.

reverse-french by TheGBs April 20, 2010

amsterdam french fry 

When mayonnaise is used instead of a more conventional lubricant for sexual activity.

Did you know that in Europe they don't put ketchup on their fries? They prefer to use mayonnaise. The other night we didn't have any lube so, I went for the old Amsterdam French Fry...worked like a charm.

amsterdam french fry by rerahrabbit January 17, 2011

Mexican French Horn 

Hand held leaf blower, such as used by gardeners and landscapers.

It's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican French Horns.

Mexican French Horn by dannyb December 4, 2007

pussy french kiss 

When a man, or woman, French kisses a female's part. Done by sticking the tongue into the pussy and essentially French kissing with it. Feels very nice and is usually followed by passionate sex.

Mindy: Tom and I had some sweet sex last night.
Quinn: Sounds not! What did you do?
Mindy: First, he pushed me onto the bed and stuck his fingers inside me, but quickly started Frenching my pussy.
Quinn: What's a pussy French kiss?
Mindy: When they French kiss with your pussy.
Quinn: I should try that with Matt! He would love it!
Mindy: It is really hot and Cindy, Tom's cousin, even tried it on me and then I dry humped her. She's so hot.
Quinn: I didn't know you liked girls too!?
Mindy: I don't, but I LOVE Cindy!

pussy french kiss by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

Junior French Kids 

Born out of a Young Enterprise enrichment class, these young men first hit headlines when they made record sales, amounting to profit on the region of 200%.

Sadly, early on one of the members left the group, never to return, leaving the remaining 3 to each select a letter to be known by, J, F and of course, K.

One of the remaining 3, K, also created the card game, "Whammy Rule Shithead" and with minimal assistance from the other members, the game grew to be incredibly popular, until it fell from popularity, after 5 glorious days.

It remains to be seen what will become of J.F.K long term, but a record deal with EMI, as well as several modelling opportunites have been rumoured.

Simon 1: I have an idea for a group name, we should make it so that the letters correspond to a well known intialism, like J.F.K, so we could be called the Junior...

Simon A: French Kids!

Simon 1: The Junior French Kids... I like it.

Junior French Kids by S. Junior August 2, 2010

rusty French horn 

A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.

After she gave me a rusty trombone, I returned the favor with a rusty French horn.

rusty French horn by Michael P. May 4, 2005