rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

rug puncher by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Bible Puncher 

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.

He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!

Bible Puncher by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016

Throat puncher 

When you go balls deep into her mouth and punch the back of her throat with your dick.

Damn man I got a story for you, Last night my girl and I did that new move call the throat puncher it was so amazing. But my girl can't talk right now, her throat hurts.

Throat puncher by Big John Boat 420 December 19, 2016

tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.

tongue puncher by Maine roots March 16, 2017

Throat Puncher 

A picture, video, or gif which brings enough humor to an individual leaving him/her choked up.

Jameus thought he won until he saw the throat puncher everyone in the parlor was reading just now.

Throat Puncher by Mr.Bankserson June 20, 2017

thunder puncher 

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong

That Thunder puncher is so amazing

thunder puncher by Jeff pie January 20, 2018

Lamp Puncher 

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats

“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”

Lamp Puncher by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018