The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.
"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."
The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.
Size Queen Girl: "I would do ANYTHING to get my lips around that MONSTER COCK!"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"