Some Spanishguy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.
Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *KicksAlberto's ass*
Taco del rio is a taco/burrtio stand... They make the most greasy food on earth. But there food is the best. Most of the time it upsets your stomach and gives you the shits. But its well worth the pain. The cooks will ask you what kind of sauce would you like chile green or chile red. Never ever get the red. not cuz its hot, but cuz your ass will be on fire for the next 24 hours. There is only one Taco del rio its in La Puente, CA
(Mikeyy) Hey Cobra go get us lunch please
(Cobra) Ok, Lets get taco del rio.
(Mikeyy) Get a extra burrtio for asshole Juan.
(Cobra) Only if I can order his with chile red.
(Mikeyy) Hell yeah... I want him to have the shits
(Juan) OMG I HAVE THE SHITS. I THINK I MADE A CACA IN MY PAINTS.
A girl that will manipulate you, make it seem like she has a lot of money. Nasty, sleeps around, steals, lies, takes advantage of men that like her. All around bad news. Talks not with a mexican accent, but a singing tone.
She's hot, where is she from? Oh shit she's a Valley Girl bitch is easy, just buy her a drink or something!