The east Manchester academy 

The east Manchester academy (aka TEMA) is a school in Manchester ‘Beswick’ also know for being rated inadequate from ofsted as it is one of the worst schools and gives children raw chicken and hard rice for dinner

OMG I heard The east Manchester academy is the worst rated school in Manchester 😬

The east Manchester academy by Macey-Leigh November 24, 2021

Manchester Untied

Manchester based football team
London based fans!

"Who do you support?"
"Manchester united"
"Where do u come from?"
"South london"

Manchester Untied by unbeaten May 5, 2005

Manchesterpudlian 

A way to refer to a person from Manchester England pretending to be deliberately confused about the cities in the North West of England.

Oooh! it's a Manchesterpudlian. Oooh!

Manchesterpudlian by D Kelly December 14, 2008

Chafed Manchester

A sexual maneuver where a female straddles the chest of her male lover and attains climax by rubbing against the male's nipple.

After Todd Donkey Punched Lori, she felt it necessary to wake him up the next morning with a Chafed Manchester.

Chafed Manchester by TerryTheTwoTimingTesticle July 8, 2011

manchester 

City Situated in north-west england. The city centre is full of diverse cultures and friendly people. Famous for its sports teams and stadiums. The football does cause trouble thow, usuall between manchester and liverpool, (visited liverpool this year, and it was lovely. And yes, i am a manc.)

However, the city (as most, largley populated citys do) does have its ghettos. Which, is most used as the steriotype of the city, see: tameside.

"Manchester's like london, but with more trees, and rain."

"get the brolly its leathering it down"

manchester by jakejakejake October 13, 2005

manchester city fan 

a faggot with no absolute fucking rights and no one likes him at all

shut up u manchester city fan

manchester city fan by ilikemercurialsbboi January 8, 2019

Manchester United 

The best team around, the team who plays real football. Also the team with the greatest manager - Sir Alex Ferguson. Amazing players like Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Rio Ferdinand, Paul Scholes, let's just say the whole squad.

Most fans who don't live in Manchester and support Man Utd get called 'glory supporters'. This is not true, you don't HAVE to support the local team where you live. You support whoever you think are the best team.

local team fan: who do you support?
man utd fan: manchester united of course
local team fan: you fuckin glory supporter, you should be supportin our team
man utd fan: your team are shit and can't even win a game, have no history to their name, have shit players, have a new manager every season, and you wonder why i support man utd..

Manchester United by faizah December 1, 2007