benji madden 

the tool to end all tools

"high school felt like a jail cell... a penitentiary..." boo hoo, benji madden.

benji madden by phan703 March 26, 2008

The Madden 

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.

"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"

The Madden by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006

Dirty Madden 

Getting a blowjob while playing a video game

Man, my girlfriend gave me the best Dirty Madden while I was playing Halo 3. It was amazing!

Dirty Madden by Lars McKowan March 17, 2009

joel madden 

A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.

"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"

joel madden by christinauk July 3, 2006

The Madden 

A sexual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.

"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"

The Madden by AJP86 October 28, 2008

Dave Madden 

Jeopardy genius who earned over $430,000 in winnings, but nobody really cared because Ken Jennings won over $2.5 million. Holds the record for the second highest Jeopardy winnings of all time.

Jeopardy fan: "I love Jeopardy! Ken Jennings is God."

Dave Madden: "What about me, Dave Madden?"

Jeopardy fan: "Dave who?"

Dave Madden: "..."

Dave Madden by jkline27 March 14, 2010

benji madden 

The fag from Good Charlotte and father of Nicole Richie's baby.

Jasmine: OMG I totally LOVE Benji Madden?
Me: Are you on crack? He fucked a whore! He sucks major balls!

benji madden by SupaDupa Fag November 4, 2007