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Hidden valley head 

Ever cooking with your girl and you spill some condiments on your little man? Boy do I have the solution for you, don’t let a drop go to waste. Blowjob with ranch on the dick. Savory and sloppy. Creamy in multiple ways.
“Damn I spilled ranch on my dick! Might as well put it to good use why don’t you give me some hidden valley head?”
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Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 

Jordan... I through out a bag of trash... Not because I'm cleaning it... But because the trash can was full... And I thought it would be more compelling to have an empty garbage bin surrounded by garbage...
Hym "I was right. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan... Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can..."

Hidden Hobo 

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.
- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is HH.
- What?
- She is Hidden Hobo .

Hidden Forbidden... 

Aww man... My bitch landlord (she's actually pretty chill but...) made me clean Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... Man... And now the bleach is giving me a rash... *sigh* I'm so tired but I have to wait for her to get here before I can sleep... I probably going to get sick... Ooooo Gehfoigal...
Hym "Maaaaan... Now it's just... Hidden Forbidden... Room? If I was getting any ass it would be Hidden Forbidden Bone-Palace... This sucks. God I fucking hate everyone...."
Hidden Forbidden... by Hym Iam August 3, 2024

Hidden Vagenda 

(noun)
A secret or semi-secret plan or set of intentions created by a female human being. Said plan must directly involve her vagina in some way.

The hidden vagenda is most often encountered in the form of a female attempting to seduce someone she is romantically attracted to.

It can also refer to any type of secret plan a female or females are executing based solely on the fact that the plan is secret and involving only females.
Kayla: I need to figure out a way to get his attention.

Jessica: okay why don't you dress up all hot and I'll dress down and we could go eat at his restaurant.

Kayla: yes that's perfect! Thank u so much babes!

Jessica: yay it'll be fun! Our little hidden vagenda.

Kayla: lol weirdo
Hidden Vagenda by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024

Hidden Exotic Location 

Putting a speaker setup at a location without permission for a max 2hrs until law enforcement tells you to fuck off
Join us for a party at a hidden exotic location on the Atlantic seaboard
Hidden Exotic Location by Adiós January 22, 2025

Hidden Sniper 

When you're mashing your dick away in an enclosed space (usually a wardrobe) whilst your sexual partner awaits, then before climaxing bolting out of the hiding spot and shooting your fuckguck, thus the suspense being the hiding unsuspecting part
Me and my partner tried a new sex move called the hidden sniper, fair to say I felt like a mix between a nympho and JFK