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African blender 

The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.
Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!

Caught in the Blender 

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.
He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.

gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.
"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."
gerbil blender by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011

Harlem Blender 

v. The act of defecating in one's partner's oral cavity. The defecating party then proceeds to insert their Penis* into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.
I gave my girlfriend a Harlem Blender last night and now my dick stinks to all hell and I'm afraid to kiss her.

It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.
Harlem Blender by Calick J. Jarian October 11, 2008

Rocks In A Blender

Something that has happened that needs to be promptly covered up, so that no one gets pissed at all of you. It's a code word for what really happened...

For example, you and your best friend make out with her exboyfriend and his best friend while you were baked, and no one even enjoyed it anyway because you've been friends with one of the guys since second grade, and the other one is like your brother, and you can't let anyone find out because it can't get back to the girlfriend of one of the guys, who is also one of you and your friends good friends...

But when you all show up to arena later that day with red eyed and guilty looking, people area all like, "Where've you guys been?" and none of you know what to say because you're all baked anyway, so you say that you got baked and did something really stupid, and then the person figures out what probably happened, and runs off and tells the guys girlfriends, and then she gets all pissed and thinks that you and your friend are whores, and are all pissed at the guys, and then everyone else finds out and gets all pissed off and moody and angst ridden, and then someone suddenly blurts, "what the hell were you thinking?" and you, thinking quickly on you're feed reply...

"Actually, the stupid thing we did was put rocks in a blender."

And everyone's all like, oh, that's dumb, and gets over it because they're in high school and they think that EVERYTHING matters and is a big deal.
I guess you could say that we put rocks in a blender, is WAS just as graceful, and just as intelligent.
*~*Yosai*~*El Douche-o*~*Cutie*~*Whipped no more*~*
Rocks In A Blender by Yosai Smitty September 8, 2005

The Blender 

The blender is a sexual act where the woman uses her breast milk and puts it in the blender. after that the man cums into the blender and last off the girl squirts into the blender. after that you blend it all together make the girl drink it and afterwards putting a thin line on the mans penis and inserting it into the woman.
I performed the blender on Stacy yesterday
The Blender by ViViD.kickback March 9, 2017

Italian Blender 

Cumming on a persons face and then furiously whipping your dick in a circular motion infront of the said persons face while making a "WURRRRRRRRRRRRRR" noise.
Jack: I heard my neighbor doing the Italian Blender last night...
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
Italian Blender by BonerJamz97 April 27, 2014