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You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! 

Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
Related Words

Mr. Sweet 

Dudes named Jesse are most commonly named Mr Sweet
Is that Jesse or Mr. Sweet? Either way, he is a gem.
Mr. Sweet by Hellodali December 26, 2021

milation sweet tea 

When a man and woman are having sex and the man is fucking the lady in the butt. Then the man pisses in the woman's opened asshole and the asshole acts as a cup and then the man drinks the piss out of her ass.
The definition explains Milation Sweet Tea.
milation sweet tea by P'cola Pussy February 11, 2007

freakin' sweet 

adj.

1. Refers to something being more sweet than sweet (see sweet).
2. Sweet to the freakin' power

Coined by Peter Griffin of the Fox series Family Guy
"Did you see that freakin' sweet gilf?"
freakin' sweet by ScaryComputer April 10, 2005

bobby sweet 

A person who likes to lead people on like they're going to ask you out then break your heart into pieces.
OMG!! Did you hear that he was being a totally bobby sweet to her ??
bobby sweet by Mrs. Link November 27, 2007

titty fuckin sweet 

more awesome than "sweet" or "super sweet", also can be abbreviated "TFS" for under-hat communication
Dude: hey baby, thanks for the beej in that shower this morning. that was titty fuckin sweet of you.